Bhavesh's Tryst

Little poems & notes created to break the mudane

Monday, September 24, 2012

 

For those of you that know everything.






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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for 

Blood plasma. 
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No piece of paper can be folded in half 

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait... 
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Donkeys kill more people annually 

than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass ) 
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You burn more calories sleeping 

than you do watching television. 
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. 
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The first product to have a bar code 

was Wrigley's gum. 
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The King of Hearts is the only king 

WITHOUT A MUSTACHE 
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive 

from each salad served in first-class. 
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. 
  
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?) 
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?) 

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Apples, not caffeine, 

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning . 
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Most dust particles in your house are made from 

DEAD SKIN ! 
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. 

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'. 
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Walt Disney was afraid 

       OF MICE! 
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PEARLS DISSOLVE 
  
IN VINEGAR ! 
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The three most valuable brand names on earth: 
 Coca Cola, IBM and Microsoft, in that order. (2009)
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... 

but, not downstairs. 

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A duck's quack doesn't echo, 
  
and no one knows why. 
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. 
  
(Where do you keep your toothbrush now ???) 
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And the best for last.... 

Turtles can breathe through their butts. 
(I know some people like that, don't YOU ?) 

So....................... 




Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on...and go move your toothbrush ;-)

 

 


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