Bhavesh's Tryst

Little poems & notes created to break the mudane

Saturday, July 30, 2011

 

Good lines


 

Donkey with a mobile & an apt Shayri

1) Study the photograph for a minute
2) Come up with an apt piece of Shayari


Our winning entry came from Mr. Kavi Shirodkar (IIT Bombay)
Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota...    
Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota
Agar India mein Mittal aur Ambani na hota
To har gadhe ke paas mobile nahin hota


God always gives the very best to those who leave the choice to Him

 

Good One


1) Study the photograph for a minute
2) Come up with an apt piece of Shayari


 
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Our winning entry came from Mr. Kavi Shirodkar (IIT Bombay)
 

Arz hai…


Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota...    

Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota
Agar India mein Mittal aur Ambani na hota
To har gadhe ke paas mobile nahin hota

 


 

100 Facts

·        It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.
·        It's been proven that people can lessen reactions to allergies by laughing.
·        Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system.
·        Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day.Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
·        In the middle ages, people would pin the name of their sweetheart to their sleeve on Valentine's Day and keep it there for a week, hence 'wearing their heart on their sleeve'.
·        It was during the Victorian era that the formerly nude Cupid was redesigned as wearing a skirt.
·        The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!
·        February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
·        Tomato Ketchup was once used as medicine in the United States. Was sold as "Dr.Miles Compound Extract of Tomato"
·        When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.
·        Dating back to the 1600's, thermometers were filled with Brandy instead of mercury.
·        The quartz crystal in your wristwatch vibrates 32,768 times a second.
·        An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 caused parts of the Mississippi River to flow backwards.
·        Shoe sizes were standardized in Britain in 1885.
·        The average person's eyes will be closed about 30 minutes a day due to blinking.
·        Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
·        Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.
·        There are at least 40 known carcinogens in cigarettes.
·        The earliest British expeditions tackling Everest wore tweed jackets, woolen underwear, and leather boots.
·        The amniotic fluid that surrounds a baby in the womb is completely replaced every three hours.
·        During World War II, twice as many fighter pilots were killed during training than combat.
·        In 1962 an outbreak of contagious laughter in Tanganyika lasted for six months and caused schools to be closed.
·        A nautical mile measures 6,080 feet while a land or statute mile is 5,280 feet.
·        No one can drown in the Dead Sea. It is 25 percent salt, which makes the water very heavy.
·        Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.
·        Earth's oceans contain 7 1/2 million tons of gold, dissolved in the water.
·        Children who are breastfed tend to have an I.Q. seven points higher than children who are not.
·        The bird flu virus could evolve into a form that is easily spread between people, resulting in a highly contagious and lethal disease.
·        The Chinese, in olden days, used marijuana only as a remedy for dysentery.
·        If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth.
·        To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million individual flowers.
·        Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by 'Bayer'.
·        Communications giant Nokia was founded in 1865 as a wood-pulp mill by Fredrik Idestam.
·        Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!
·        People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport.
·        Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.
·        Astronauts can't belch- there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.
·        Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as mouthwash.
·        The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
·        The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was fashion to shave them off!
·        Because of the speed at which Earth moves around the Sun, it is impossible for a solar eclipse to last more than 7 minutes and 58 seconds.
·        The night of January 20 is "Saint Agnes's Eve," which is regarded as a time when a young woman dreams of her future husband.
·        There are over 25 million bubbles waiting to burst out of each bottle of Champagne.
·        Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.
·        It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!
·        The "heat" of peppers is rated on the Scoville scale.
·        Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground for thousands of years.
·        Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.
·        If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
·        Each year 2,000,000 smokers either quit smoking or die of tobacco-related diseases.
·        When it originally appeared in 1886 - Coca Cola was billed as an Esteemed Brain Tonic and Intellectual Beverage.
·        Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals.
·        Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers.
·        The song, "Auld Lang Syne" is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year.
·        For every real Christmas tree harvested, two to three seedlings are planted in its place.
·        Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent.
·        Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn't smoke unless it's heated above 450°F.
·        The Shell Oil Company originally began as a novelty shop in London that sold seashells.
·        The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
·        Nine out of every 10 living things live in the ocean.
·        The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man.
·        Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density.
·        Fish and Chip selling officially remained an offensive trade until 1940 due to the smell it produces.
·        The University of Alaska spans four time zones.
·        The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.
·        In ancient Greece, tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.
·        Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil).
·        Warner Comm. paid $28 million for the copyright to the song 'Happy Birthday'.
·        Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
·        A comet's tail always points away from the sun.
·        The "Swine flu" vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the disease it was intended to prevent.
·        Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why it is found in some medicines.
·        The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.
·        If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can see stars, even in the middle of the day.
·        When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight.
·        Trivia is the Roman goddess of sorcery, hounds and... the crossroads.
·        In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed.
·        Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.
·        Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams.
·        It cost the soft drink industry $100 million a year for thefts committed involving vending machines.
·        The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year.
·        The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.
·        Due to earth's gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters.
·        Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left.
·        Mickey Mouse is known as "Topolino" in Italy.
·        Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.
·        The painting that won second place in a competition held by the US National Academy of Design was hanging upside down when it was judged.
·        Everything weighs one percent less at the equator.
·        For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at lift-off.
·        The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.
·        Snake venom is ninety percent protein.
·        Mercury is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
·        Pizza Hut is the world's largest pizza restaurant serving close to 1.7 million pizzas a day.
·        Beer foam will go down by licking your finger then sticking it in the beer.
·        Those stars and colors you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.
·        A full-moon is nine times brighter than a half-moon.
·        If all of the blood vessels in your body were placed end to end, they would stretch 12,000 miles.
·        If you were to roll a lung from a human body and out flat it would be the size of a tennis court.
·        Everyone's tongue print is different, like fingerprints.
·        Two-thirds of the people in the world have not made a phone call.
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Friday, July 29, 2011

 

Inside Google Plus

 

I-am-kalam-the-film

http://www.dnaindia.com/entertainment/report_abdul-kalam-impressed-with-i-am-kalam-the-film_1570493

Former president Dr APJ Abdul Kalam saw the promo and was impressed by the film I Am Kalam.
“While watching the film, some thoughts went in my mind that I have met 12 million youth in a decade from all over the country,” he said after watching the promo of the Nila Madhab Panda directed film– the story of a poor boy, who is inspired by the former president so much so that he starts referring to himself as Kalam.
“The movie made me realise that every person can make changes in others lives. We should promote education in villages. I have started PURA (Provision of Urban Amenities in Rural Areas) scheme). We need to create employment to parents so that they can send their children to school,” he said.
He also asked Panda to take his film to rural schools and colleges.
Set in Bikaner in Rajasthan, I Am Kalam describes the hunger of Chhotu (played by Delhi slum boy Harsh Mayar) for education, something which he cannot aspire to have because of penury.
Chhotu starts referring to himself as Kalam after watching on TV the former president speak about how he got his education fighting several odds with the help of his prince friend (played by Hussan Saad of Delhi 6 fame).
Kalam said the right to education bill is not enough unless there are good primary school teachers, especially in remote villages.
Recalling his childhood, he said his dream to become a space scientist was given to him by his fifth class teacher, who radiated knowledge and purity.
Kalam said all these years he met so many youths.
“I ask myself, ‘What have I learnt?’ I have realised one thing that children are a big force. The ignited mind of the youth is the most powerful resource on the earth, above the earth and below the earth. We have got 600 million youth, no other democratic country has got this,” he said.
“If you have great aim in life and acquire the knowledge, it does not matter who you are you will reach your goal. Urban education is not enough, good education must reach remote villages.
“The recent right to education bill that Parliament has passed for compulsory free education is not sufficient. We need good primary teachers because he will create a creative classroom,” Kalam said.
“My aim to become a space scientist came when I was a 10-year-old child in British India of 1941. I was studying in a panchayat school.
“I remember my science teacher Shiv Subramani Aiyar and he once taught us about how the birds fly. He even took us to sea shore to show us how they flew and changed the direction. This is where my dream was born. I knew that I will do something related to flight. I took physics, learnt about aeronautics engineer and space scientist,” Kalam recalled.
Article source: http://www.dnaindia.com/entertainment/report_abdul-kalam-impressed-with-i-am-kalam-the-film_1570493

 

Hiccup & its home remedy

 

Check this out.. especially Cures and Remedies for hiccups..  (Hedaki)

 

 

What is Hiccup (hiccough) ?  (means     Hedaki / hichki)

The diaphragm muscles separate the stomach from the chest. If there is any instinctive reduction in those muscles, it is known as hiccups. There is a different and loud breathing sound in case of hiccups than the regular sound. The reason is, in case of hiccups the nerves of the diaphragm makes a jerky movement.

Why do we hiccup and What are its Causes?

The most common causes for hiccups are following; although none of them have been proven strongly as definite reason for hiccup.

1. Kidney problem.

2. Sudden excitement.

3. Infection to lungs.

4. Eating too much.

5. Eating too fast.

6. Stomach disorders.

7. Spicy food.

 

Cures and  remedies for hiccups

1.     A very good home remedy for hiccups is peanut butter. You can try one spoon full of that butter if you have hiccups. This peanut butter is especially better and more effective for the children.

2.     The most common and popular idea for stopping hiccups is to hold the breath as well as taking deep breath. This is hundred percent natural and physical home remedy for hiccups.

3.     If you gargle with water, hiccups might get lessen. This has been using for a long time as a natural remedy for hiccups.

4.     Drinking water will reduce the hiccup duration.

5.     A mixture of salt and yogurt is very effective against hiccups. To make this home remedy for hiccups, you have to put two spoon of salt in one cup of yogurt.

6.     For getting immediate result you can try sucking a crushed ice.

7.     If you mix half teaspoon of cardamom fresh powder with two cup of water and boil if for few minutes and then drink it, you will get quick relief from hiccups. This is a very good tip for controlling hiccups.

8.     Keeping a small piece of ginger also helps to fight against hiccups.

9.     You can try tickling your throat. This natural home remedy for hiccups can be a fast solution.

10.  A mixture with mustard seed and ghee can be very helpful. This is one of the most effective cure for hiccups.

11.  You can keep a bag full of ice on your diaphragm to cure the hiccups.

12.  Laughing loudly or making loud noise can be a solution.

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Tumhare paas kya hai?


Hoping to keep you people in good spirits by some of the coolest and funny writings...

Thought provoking and funny too :


This happens Somewhere, in India definitely...


A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.


He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.


To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.


He calls him.


Senior Manager
��" (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles…


Senior Manager
��" what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet…


Senior Manager
��" where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.


Senior Manager
��" Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha…. Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai… [ When i came to Bangalore, i had nothing, but today ... ]

naam hai………., [ I have Name ... ]


shohrat hai………, [ I have fame .. ]


paisa hai………… [ I have money .. ]


Izzat Hai………….,


tumhare paas kya hai? [ What do you have ? ]


Scroll down to find out his answer


Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere paas Maa hain"


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Canteen boy
��" Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai…. [ Sir, i have a lot of work (implies ... i got to get back to work .. unlike you who are wasting time here.),]

Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently…….


Trust this is definitely funny and at the same time quite candid...


HAVE A GREAT TIME...

 

UNIFYING NUMBER NINE 9

AS REVEALED BY SRI SAIBABA MANDIR (SHIRDI) CHANDRAPUR

Shirdi SAI BABA’s Religion Was Known To No One Including Himself So we have 26 alphabets in English, as given below 

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 .

Assigning each alphabet a number in sequence as above, and adding them review the following, and

bring down the total to a single digit and see the result yourself

Hindu S h r e e K r i s h n a 19+8+18+5+5+11+18+9+19+8+14+1=135=9

M u s l i m M o h a m m e d 13+15+8+1+13+13+5+4=72=9

Jain M a h a v i r 13+1+8+1+22+9+18=72=9

Sikh G u r u N a n a k 7+21+18+21+14+1+14+1+11=108=9

Parsi Z a r a t h u s t r a 26+1+18+1+20+8+21+19+20+18+1=153=9

Buddhist G a u t a m 7+1+21+20+1+13=63=9

Christian E s a M e s s i a h 5+19+1+13+5+19+19+9+1+8=99=18=9 Each one ends with number 9

GOOD LUCK AND GOD BLESS HUMANITY


 

try few funny things that happen in computer


MAGIC #1

 
An Indian found that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on
the Computer which can be named as "CON". This is
something funny and inexplicable? At Microsoft the whole
Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A "CON"
FOLDER 
 
 
  MAGIC #2
 
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
 
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the
quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
 
Noticed the weird bug?
No one can explain! 
 
 
MAGIC #3
 
Again this is something funny and can't be explained?
At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
 
It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out  yourself?
 
Open Microsoft Word and type
 
=rand (200, 99)
 
 
And then press ENTER
And see the magic?..! 
   
 Magic #4
 
Did you know that a flight number from one of the planes that hit one of the two WTC towers on 9/11 was Q33N. In Notepad / WordPad or MS Word, type that flight number i.e. Q33N. Increase the font size to 72. Change the font to Wingdings. ….. u will be amazed by the findings!!!…………………..


 

Trap by Wife

*TRAP BY WIFE*

Wife was sure that her husband was having affair with the maid so she laid a
trap.
1 evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didnt tell
husband.
That night when they went to bed,the husband gave old story - Excuse me my
dear,my stomach is aching & went to bathroom. The wife promptly went into
maid's bed. She switched the lights off.
He came in silently,
he wasted no time on words but quickly started the job....
When he finished, Wife said - U didn't expect me in this bed, did u..? &
switched on the light


No Madam, said the Watchman.!

*MORAL: Sometimes getting too smart can get you screwed!*


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