Bhavesh's Tryst

  

·        “The Monk who sold his Ferrari”… knew about the petrol price hike....

 

·        A day before Yesterday,  MI players were getting out early to full their petrol tanks before midnight...

 

·        BREAKING NEWS:

Remember that Sardar kid in the 'papa ki kare, petrol khatam hi nahi honda' ad??

He commits suicide.

 

·        If government can't fix petrol prices, let BCCI take over. Because they better know how to “FIX”… ;-)

  

·        Last night's UPA dinner was sponsored by Indian Oil Corporation.

 

·        Please note: Now guv employees are accepting bribe in form of Petrol.

  

·        At this rate ,instead of buying petrol, It's going to get to a point where it will be cheaper to just hire people to push your car in India.

 

·        Petrol Pump Attendant : Kitne ka daaloon? me : 2-4 Rupye ka bike ke upar spray kar de bhai. Aag lagani hai.--

  

 

 

SURENDER YOUR PURSE

 

 

 

 

Laughter club

 

 

Petrol loan

 

 

 

Sentimental   Petrol vs  SE

 

 

Begging

 

 

 

 

Bike pooling