Bhavesh's Tryst

1. Digvijay Singh – Sachin is an RSS agent. All these days he was waiting to score his century against a Muslim country.

2. Manmohan Singh – I congratulate Sachin and also appreciate leadership of Shrimati Sonia Gandhi.

3. Rahul Gandhi – My grandmother created Bangladesh. She deserves the credit for this century.

4. Raj Thakrey – Sachin has proved himself to be a true Marathi Manus after scoring this century. So what if India has lost, Maharashtrianscan not take the responsibility of the whole nation

5. Mulayam Singh Yadav – If Sachin was from UP, I would have made tickets of all Cricket matches 'Tax free'.

6. Anna Hazare – Sachin deserves to be the next lokpal of the country. 

7. Baba Ramdev – If you multiply all the runs Sachin has made by a billion is what is the total black money in foreign country.

8. Kapil Sibbal – Social media need to control comments on Sachin's century. It will harm the fabric of secularism in India.

9. Swami Agnivesh – Now that Bangladesh has helped Sachin score his 100th century, they have proved to be a true friend of India. Letswelcome their citizens to India and let them live wherever they can.Let us issue them Voter's ID cards

10. Kris Shrikant – We selectors hope that by 2050, Sachin will also score his 150th century.

11. Arjun Tendulkar – I want to play with my father in 2020 world cup. 

12. Sachin Tendulkar himself – Aaeellaaaa…. Now what excuse I will make to not retire.

13. Sonia Gandhi – Er….. She did not respond since she is suffering from an undisclosed disease.

14. Karunanidhi.......Who is Sachin Tandulkar? 

15. Jayalalitha.....Sometimes Sashikala could have been right. She said something about this guy. I ignored it as I thought that he was aBollywood filmstar...In any case Dr. MGR was a better player.