Bhavesh's Tryst

Son:Me School nahi jaunga.
Mom:kyu?
Son:Naukri krunga.
Mom:4thClass padhkar kya Kaam karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd k Ladkiyo ka tution lunga.......
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Old Man: Jee chahta Hai shadi kar Lu!

2nd Man:kar Lo

Old Man:kisi vidhwa se karLu?

2nd Man: kuwari se karLo
vidhwa to apne aap Ho Jayegi!
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Meri

aur

Aishwarya rai
ki 1 aadath bilkul same hai.

Guess, what?
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?
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Na mai usko SMS kartha hu,
na wo mujhe SMS karti hai..
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kutte

kameene

gadhe

ullu ke patthe

bandar ke bachche

bhaalu

bhains

sab milkar bhi hamari DOSTI
nahi tod sakte...
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Police:Tumhe kal subah 5baje phasi d jaygi
Sardar:HA HA HA
Police:Kyo has rahe ho?
Sardar:Mai to uthta hi subah 9baje hu...
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Bhikhari :Saab 1 rupaya de do

Saheb : Kal aana

Bhikhari :Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fasse huye hai
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Teacher : What is Education ?
Student : " Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste the remaining part of life..!! "
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Naukrani:Malkin!Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Liya!
Malkin:Oh! Cal DR. Fast
Nakrni:Ap Tension Na Lo Maine
Chote Baba ko BAYGON Pila diya he...
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Har mard ki life dekho to Without shadi SPIDERMAN,
Shadi k time SUPERMAN,
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN,
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN.
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Nila to Shri:Mujhe 1problem hai
Shri:Kya?
Nila:Baat karte waqt admi dikhai nahi deta
Shri:Aisa kab hota hai?
Nila:Phone karte waqt..........
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UR my best frnd
Bharosa nahi?
Chalo fir KUTUBMINR par chadnge
Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kud jana
Baad me jab tum 123 bologe
to me kud jaunga.
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SANTA-yaar maine Naya Detergent se Apni Shirt Dhoyi aur wo Chhoti ho Gayi

Ab Kya Karu??

BANTA-Usi Detergent se ek Baar Khud Nahale
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