Bhavesh's Tryst

Best "stand" is under"stand" Best"age"is colle"age" Best"work"is hard"work" Best"day"is to"day" and Best"end"is fri"end"....

Son:Me School nahi jaunga.
Mom:kyu?
Son:Naukri krunga.
Mom:4thClass padhkar kya Kaam karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd k Ladkiyo ka tution lunga.......
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Old Man: Jee chahta Hai shadi kar Lu!

2nd Man:kar Lo

Old Man:kisi vidhwa se karLu?

2nd Man: kuwari se karLo
vidhwa to apne aap Ho Jayegi!
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Meri

aur

Aishwarya rai
ki 1 aadath bilkul same hai.

Guess, what?
?
?
?
?
Na mai usko SMS kartha hu,
na wo mujhe SMS karti hai..
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kutte

kameene

gadhe

ullu ke patthe

bandar ke bachche

bhaalu

bhains

sab milkar bhi hamari DOSTI
nahi tod sakte...
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Police:Tumhe kal subah 5baje phasi d jaygi
Sardar:HA HA HA
Police:Kyo has rahe ho?
Sardar:Mai to uthta hi subah 9baje hu...
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Bhikhari :Saab 1 rupaya de do

Saheb : Kal aana

Bhikhari :Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fasse huye hai
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Teacher : What is Education ?
Student : " Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste the remaining part of life..!! "
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Naukrani:Malkin!Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Liya!
Malkin:Oh! Cal DR. Fast
Nakrni:Ap Tension Na Lo Maine
Chote Baba ko BAYGON Pila diya he...
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Har mard ki life dekho to Without shadi SPIDERMAN,
Shadi k time SUPERMAN,
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN,
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN.
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Nila to Shri:Mujhe 1problem hai
Shri:Kya?
Nila:Baat karte waqt admi dikhai nahi deta
Shri:Aisa kab hota hai?
Nila:Phone karte waqt..........
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UR my best frnd
Bharosa nahi?
Chalo fir KUTUBMINR par chadnge
Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kud jana
Baad me jab tum 123 bologe
to me kud jaunga.
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SANTA-yaar maine Naya Detergent se Apni Shirt Dhoyi aur wo Chhoti ho Gayi

Ab Kya Karu??

BANTA-Usi Detergent se ek Baar Khud Nahale
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"A Beautiful Dress is of no use until it inspires someone to take it off"
- Swami Vijay Mallya

FRIENDSHIP should have the likeness of a mirror.Which never loses it's ability to reflect even if it breaks into a thousand
pieces.

Chai k cup se udte dhue me ap jese dosto ki tasvir nazar ati he,
kambakht inhi khayalo me kho kar har roz meri chai thandi ho jati hai !

Good Relations don't need any Promises, Terms or Conditions.
it just need two WonDerFul people,
"One who can Trust and One who can Understand"..!!

Never blame any day in your life... Good day gives happiness.. Bad day gives experience.. Worst day gives you a lesson.. and the Best day gives you beautiful memories.... So, enjoy everyday of life.. ;-)

Yaade aansu nahi jo jhalak jati..
Yaade likhawat nahi jo mit jati..
Yaade to zindagi me basa ehsas hai..
Jo lakh koshisho k bad bhi lafzo main nahi simat pati..

"Commitment"
doesn't mean
sticking 2 a person
whn u dont have
any option,

it means
keeping a relation
with some1
even though
u have lots of options..