Bhavesh's Tryst

Little poems & notes created to break the mudane

Friday, August 31, 2012

 

Its performance, not position that counts.......

A priest dies and is waiting in line at heavens gate. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.
God to the guy : who r u
Guy: i'm rick driver from Surat
God; take this gold robe and enter kingdom of heaven.
God to the priest: who r u?
Priest: i'm priest and spent 40yrs preaching good to ppl.
God: take this cotton robe and enter heaven.
Priest: god, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold and I spent all my life preaching good get cotton.
God: results, my son, results. While u preached, ppl slept, when he drove, ppl really prayed...
Its performance, not position that counts.......


Friday, August 24, 2012

 

Logic

 

Subject: Ashok and his interview - Are you good at logic

 

Ashok, a fresh computer graduate from a world-class University, goes for an interview in a software company.


The interviewer is Sunder, a grubby old man. And the first question he asks Ashok is, `Are you good at logic?'

Of course,' replies Ashok.

Let me test you,' replies Sunder. `Two men come down a chimney. One comes with a clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one would wash his face?'

Ashok stares at Sunder. `Is that a test in Logic?' Sunder nods.

The one with the dirty face washes his face', Ashok answers wearily.

Wrong. The one with the clean face washes his face. Examine the simple logic. The one with the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and thinks his face is clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the dirty face and thinks his face is dirty. So, the one with the clean face washes his face.'

Hmmm, I never thought of that," says Ashok. `Give me another test.'

Sunder holds up two fingers, `Two men come down a chimney. One comes out with a clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one washes his face?'

We have already established that. The one with the clean face washes his face.'

Wrong. Each one washes one's face. Examine the simple logic. The one with the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and thinks his face is clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the dirty face and thinks his face is dirty. So, the one with the clean face washes his face. When the one with the dirty face sees the one with the clean face washing his face, he also washes his face. So each one washes one's face.'

I didn't think of that!' says Ashok. `It's shocking to me that I could make an error in logic. Test me again!'

Sunder holds up two fingers, `Two men come down a chimney. One comes out with a clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one washes his face?'

Each one washes his face.'

Wrong. Neither one washes his face. Examine the simple logic. The one with the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and thinks his face is clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the dirty face and thinks his face is dirty. But when the one with clean face sees that the one with the dirty face doesn't wash his face, he also doesn't wash his face. So neither one washes his face.'

Ashok is desperate. `I am qualified for this job. Please give me one more test!'

He groans when Sunder lifts his two fingers, `Two men come down a chimney. One comes out with a clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one washes his face?'

Neither one washes his face', Ashok replies, `I have learnt this logic.'

Wrong, again. Do you now see, Ashok, why programming knowledge is insufficient for this job? Tell me, how is it possible for two men to come down the same chimney, and for one to come out with a clean face and the other with a dirty face? Don't you see the flaw in the premise?'"
  


 

Unusual Locations.... ...try any one !!

 

  Insane Lunch Location



Time For a Break!



Very Lucky Driver



It's Just Another Day!



Sitting On the Edge



Just An Incredible View!



Just Camping Out!



Sleeping In the Clouds



Insane Construction Worker



Insane Rock Climber



Insane Rock Climbing



Nice Place to Sit!



Chilling On the Edge



Working With No Fear



Just Hangin' Out!

 


Tuesday, August 21, 2012

 

Top 16 most expensive materials in the World

The most expensive substance of the planet, based on the price per gram, arranged with an increase in value.

16. Saffron – $ 11/gramm

Saffron is a flowering plant that can be used as a natural remedy virtually all ailments ranging from depression and ending with menstrual cycles.

The dried stigmas of the saffron flower seeds are used as a spice and food color orange. Perhaps there are properties allow to slow vision loss in older people.

15. Gold – $ 56/gramm

In addition to the traditional use in jewelry, gold can be used as an electrical conductor and to prevent corrosion.

Gold – a very heavy metal: the density of pure gold equal to 19 621 kg / cubic meter (ball of pure gold, 46 mm in diameter has a mass of 1 kg). The high density of gold makes it

easier to catch.

14. Rhodium – $ 58/gramm

Rhodium is mainly used in catalytic converters to reduce carbon emissions from cars. No biological role in human life, this highly toxic metal is not important.

13. Platinum – $ 60/gramm

Platinum and its alloys are widely used for the production of jewelry. Every year the world jewelry industry consumes about 50 tons of platinum.

Platinum, gold and silver – base metals, performing monetary functions. It is noteworthy that the largest existing at the moment is a platinum nugget "Ural giant 'weighing 7 kg was

860.5

12. Methamphetamine – $ 100/gramm

Methamphetamine is a stimulant with an extremely high potential for additive, and therefore received wide acceptance as a drug.

There have been cases of smoking crystal methamphetamine hydrochloride. This is the most additive method of application. With the right individual dosage methamphetamine decreases

fatigue, causing a burst of energy, increases efficiency,
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11. Rhino horn – $ 110/gramm

Horn is valued Vietnam's alleged ability to cure cancer. His medical application also includes the treatment of fevers and other diseases.

you cut or damage the rhino horn, animal likely will not survive, but in young animals it can grow back again. Rhinos are endangered, and this was primarily due to the huge demand

of their horns.

10. Heroin – $ 130/gramm

This opiate injected, snorted and smoked to change consciousness. On average, a year in Russia consumes about 80 tons of the drug, which is 20% of the amount consumed in the world.


Physico-chemical properties: a pure substance – a white crystalline powder, the crude product – bitter, grayish-brown powder in the form of small crystals with an unpleasant odor.

 

9. Cocaine – $ 215/gramm

Cocaine – Methyl ester of benzoylecgonine – has a local anesthetic and narcotic action. World consumption of cocaine is estimated at approximately 750 experts tons per year.

Currently, cocaine is most common as a drug. The popularity of the drug substance due to its stimulant effects, improved mood and increased efficiency.

8. LSD – $ 3000/gramm

Psychoactive substances in Russia legally classified as a narcotic. Like most of these surfactants, LSD does not cause physical dependence.

In pure form, LSD is colorless, odorless and slightly bitter taste. Is used, usually by the oral route, for example, using a small piece of paper ("Marks"), impregnated with a solution

of the substance, or a piece of sugar, or as Gelatin.

7. Plutonium – $ 4000/gramm


Heavy radioactive metal brittle silver-white color is widely used in the manufacture of nuclear weapons, nuclear fuel as an energy source for space vehicles.

Plutonium is very often used in nuclear bombs. Historical fact is dumping nuclear bomb on Nagasaki in 1945, the United States. The bomb, dropped on the city, contained a 6.2 kg of

plutonium.

6. Pain – $ 9000/gramm or $ 1800/karat


Pain is a mineral orange or reddish-brown. It was discovered in Burma in the mid-1950s. and since then is considered the rarest gemstone in the world.

 

5. Taffeit – up to $ 20,000 / gram or $ 4000/karat


Lilac gemstone is said to be a million times more than redkmy diamonds. Used only as a precious stone.

 

4. Tritium – $ 30,000 / gram


The production of one kilogram of tritium costs $ 30 million. Used in light sources, as the tritium illumination.

 

3. Diamonds – $ 55,000 / gram


Colorless stone can cost more than $ 11,000 per carat, but colored diamonds are much more expensive.

Diamonds are evaluated according to the "4 C»: cut (cut), clarity (clarity), color (color) and carat (weight in carats), which allows you to determine whether the stone is close

to perfection.

2. California 252 – $ 27 million / gram


Isotopes of California do not have any practical application. In the West, this element has been created only once since its opening in 1950.

 

1.

1. Antimatter – $ 62.5 trln. / g.


Antimatter is known as the most expensive substance on earth – according to NASA in 2006, the production of milligram positron worth approximately $ 25 million

 


Tuesday, August 07, 2012

 

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WHY TO VISIT TEMPLES

WHY TO VISIT TEMPLES ? A must read !
(Scientific Reason)

There are thousands of temples all over India in different size, shape
and locations but not all of them are considered to be built the Vedic
way. Generally, a temple should be located at a place where earth's
magnetic wave path passes through densely. It can be in the outskirts
of a town/village or city, or in middle of the dwelling place,
or on a hilltop. The essence of visiting a temple is discussed here.

Now, these temples are located strategically at a place where the
positive energy is abundantly available from the magnetic and electric
wave distributions of north/south pole thrust. The main idol is placed
in the core center of the temple, known as "*Garbhagriha*" or
*Moolasthanam*. In fact, the temple structure is built after the idol
has been placed. This *Moolasthanam* is where earth's magnetic waves
are found to be maximum. We know that there are some copper plates,
inscribed with Vedic scripts, buried beneath the Main Idol. What are
they really? No, they are not God's / priests' flash cards when they
forget the *shlokas*. The copper plate absorbs earth's magnetic waves
and radiates it to the surroundings. Thus a person regularly visiting
a temple and walking clockwise around the Main Idol receives the
beamed magnetic waves and his body absorbs it. This is a very slow
process and a regular visit will let him absorb more of this positive
energy. Scientifically, it is the positive energy that we all require
to have a healthy life.

Further, the Sanctum is closed on three sides. This increases the
effect of all energies. The lamp that is lit radiates heat energy and
also provides light inside the sanctum to the priests or *poojaris*
performing the pooja. The ringing of the bells and the chanting of
prayers takes a worshipper into trance, thus not letting his mind
waver. When done in groups, this helps people forget personal problems
for a while and relieve their stress. The fragrance from the flowers,
the burning of camphor give out the chemical energy further aiding in
a different good aura. The effect of all these energies is
supplemented by the positive energy from the idol, the copper plates
and utensils in the *Moolasthan*am / *Garbagraham*. *Theertham*, the
"holy" water used during the pooja to wash the idol is not
plain water cleaning the dust off an idol. It is a concoction of
Cardamom,*Karpura* (Benzoin), zaffron / saffron, *Tulsi* (Holy Basil),
Clove, etc...Washing the idol is to charge the water with the magnetic
radiations thus increasing its medicinal values. Three spoons of this
holy water is distributed to devotees. Again, this water is mainly a
source of magneto-therapy. Besides, the clove essence protects one
from tooth decay, the saffron & *Tulsi* leafs protects one from common
cold and cough, cardamom and *Pachha Karpuram* (benzoin), act as mouth
fresheners. It is proved that *Theertham* is a very good blood
purifier, as it is highly energized. Hence it is given as *prasadam*
to the devotees. This way, one can claim to remain healthy by
regularly visiting the Temples. This is why our elders used to suggest
us to offer prayers at the temple so that you will be cured of many
ailments. They were not always superstitious. Yes, in a few cases they
did go overboard when due to ignorance they hoped many serious
diseases could be cured at temples by deities. When people go to a
temple for the *Deepaaraadhana*, and when the doors open up, the
positive energy gushes out onto the persons who are there. The water
that is sprinkled onto the assemblages passes on the energy to all.
This also explains why men are not allowed to wear shirts at a few
temples and women are requested to wear more ornaments during temple
visits. It is through these jewels (metal) that positive energy is
absorbed by the women. Also, it is a practice to leave newly purchased
jewels at an idol's feet and then wear them with the idol's blessings.
This act is now justified after reading this article. This act of
"seeking divine blessings" before using any new article, like books or
pens or automobiles may have stemmed from this through mere
observation.

Energy lost in a day's work is regained through a temple visit and one
is refreshed slightly. The positive energy that is spread out in the
entire temple and especially around where the main idol is placed, are
simply absorbed by one's body and mind. Did you know, every
Vaishnava(Vishnu devotees), "must" visit a Vishnu temple twice every
day in their location. Our practices are NOT some hard and fast rules
framed by 1 man and his followers or God's words in somebody's dreams.
All the rituals, all the practices are, in reality, well researched,
studied and scientifically backed thesis which form the ways of nature
to lead a good healthy life.

The scientific and research part of the practices are well camouflaged
as "elder's instructions" or "granny's teaching's" which should be
obeyed as a mark of respect so as to once again, avoid stress to the
mediocre brains

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