'Someone Who Can't Accept U At Your WORST.. ..Has No Rights To Be With U At Your BEST'..
A Famous Speaker Said:
"Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn't MY WIFE!"
Audience was in Shock & Silence.
He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER.
Applause!
A Top Manager tried to crack this at Home.
After 2 Drinks, he said loudly 2 His Wife, in Kitchen:
Best Years of My Life were spent in the Arms of a Woman who wasn't my Wife!
Standing for a Moment trying 2 recall the 2nd Half, he finally blurted out:
I can't remember who She was.
By the time he regained his Senses, He was on a Hospital Bed, recovering from Burns of Boiling Water.
Moral: DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE!
"Good Decison comes from Experience..." But, "Experience comes from Bad Decision...
Fantastic sign board displayed on highways for encouraging safe & slow driving... " Mr. LATE..." is always better than " LATE Mr..."
If IPL comes in surat(SPL) dan name of tem wil 1. City light super king(Csk) 2. Royal chalenger bhatar(RCB) 3. Rander royals(RR) 4. Delhi gate dardevil (DD) 5. Majuragate indians (MI) 6. Dindoli chargers(DC) 7. King's X
paravat patia(kx11) 8. Khatodara knight rider(KKR)
Worries n Tensions r Like Birds We cannot stop them from flying near us.But we can certainly stop them from making a nest on our heads.
A fantastic line written at Tokyo bus Stand: "Only the bus Stops here, not time.
So dont waste Your time,
keep moving with Your Aims."
The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. -Thomas Babington Macaulay, author and statesman (1800-1859)
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win , you're still a rat - Lily Tomlin
People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing - Dale Carnegie
He, who every morning plans the transactions of the day, and follows that plan carries a thread that will guide him through a labyrinth of the most buzy life - Victor Hugo
There is a very positive relationship between people's ability to accomplish any task and the time they're willing to spend on it - Joyce Brothers
What lies behind us , and What lies before us are small matters compared to What lies within us - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Victory belongs to the most persevering - Napolean
If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours - Anonymous
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have - Thomas Jefferson
Never worry about numbers . Help one person at a time, and always start with the person nearest you. - Mother Teresa
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. - Scott Adams
If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in few years. - Bertrand Russel
It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly - Isaac Asimov
Imagination is everything . It is the preview of life's coming attractions - Albert Einstein
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. Its the life in your years - Abraham Lincoln
A renowned Hong Kong TV broadcaster cum
Child Psychologist has written this letter to his
son. The words are actually applicable to all of
us, young or old, children or parents!
“I am writing this to you because of 3 reasons:
1. Life, fortune and mishaps are unpredictable;
nobody knows how long he lives. Some
words are better said early.
2. I am your father, and if I don't tell you these,
no one else will.
3. What is written is from my own personal bitter
experiences that perhaps could save you a
lot of unnecessary heartaches.
Remember the following as you go through life:
Do not bear grudge towards those who are not
good to you. No one has the responsibility of
treating you well, except your mother and I. To
those who are good to you, you have to treasure it
and be thankful to them, and also you have to be
cautious, because, everyone has a motive for
every move. When a person is good to you, it does
not mean he really likes you. You have to be careful;
don't hastily regard him as a real friend. No one is
indispensable, nothing in the world that you must
possess. Once you understand this idea, it would
be easier for you to go through life when people
around you don't want you anymore, or when you
lose what/whom you love most.
Life is short. When you waste your life today,
tomorrow you would find that life is leaving you.
The earlier you treasure your life, the better you
enjoy life. Love is but a transient feeling, and this
feeling would fade with time and with one's mood. If
your so called loved one leaves you, be patient,
time will wash away your aches and sadness.
Don't over exaggerate the beauty and sweetness
of love, and don't over exaggerate the sadness of
falling out of love.
A lot of successful people did not receive a good
education, but that does not mean that you can
be successful by not studying hard! Whatever
knowledge you gain is your weapon in life. One
can go from rags to riches, but one has to start
from some rags! I do not expect you to financially
support me when I am old, neither would I
financially support you for your entire life. My
responsibility as a supporter ends when you are
grown up. After that, you decide whether you
want to travel in public transport or in your
limousine, whether rich or poor. You honor your
words, but don't expect others to be so. You can
be good to people, but don't expect people to be
good to you. If you don't understand this, you will
end up with unnecessary trouble. I have bought
lotteries for umpteen years, but I never strike any
prize. That shows if you want to be rich, you have
to work hard! There is no free lunch!
Let's treasure the time we have together. We do
not know if we would meet again in our next life.
Your Dad