Bhavesh's Tryst

Republic Of Scams




Total Scam Money (approx) Since 1992:



Rs. 73000000000000 Cr.

(73 Lakh Crore)



Hard to digest ?

Just check the below given details



1992 -Harshad Mehta securities scam Rs 5,000 cr



1994 -Sugar import scam Rs 650 cr



1995 -Preferential allotment scam Rs 5,000 cr

Yugoslav Dinar scam Rs 400 cr

Meghalaya Forest scam Rs 300 cr



1996: -Fertiliser import scam Rs 1,300 cr

Urea scam Rs 133 cr

Bihar fodder scam Rs 950 cr



1997 -Sukh Ram telecom scam Rs 1,500 cr

SNC Lavalin power project scam Rs 374 cr

Bihar land scandal Rs 400 cr

C.R. Bhansali stock scam Rs 1,200 cr



1998 -Teak plantation swindle Rs 8,000 cr



2001 -UTI scam Rs 4,800 cr

Dinesh Dalmia stock scam Rs 595 cr

Ketan Parekh securities scam Rs 1,250 cr



2002 -Sanjay Agarwal Home Trade scam Rs 600 cr



2003 -Telgi stamp paper scam Rs 172 cr



2005 -IPO-Demat scam Rs 146 cr

Bihar flood relief scam Rs 17 cr

Scorpene submarine scam Rs 18,978 cr



2006 -Punjab's City Centre project scam Rs 1,500 cr,

Taj Corridor scam Rs 175 cr



2008 -Pune billionaire Hassan Ali Khan tax default Rs 50,000 cr

The Satyam scam Rs 10,000 cr

Army ration pilferage scam Rs 5,000 cr

The 2-G spectrum swindle Rs 60,000 cr

State Bank of Saurashtra scam Rs 95 cr

Illegal monies in Swiss banks, as estimated in 2008 Rs 71,00,000 cr



2009: -The Jharkhand medical equipment scam Rs 130 cr

Rice export scam Rs 2,500 cr

Orissa mine scam Rs 7,000 cr

Madhu Koda mining scam Rs 4,000 cr"



SC refuses to quash PIL against Mayawati in Taj corridor scam

Orissa mine scam could be worth more than Rs 14k cr



CORRUPTION, MONEY LAUNDERING SCAM, Koda discharged from hospital, arrest imminent





'A Cover-Up Operation':

"It's a scam involving close to Rs 60,000 crores"

Spectrum scam: How govt lost Rs 60,000 crore



India's biggest scams 1, Ramalinga Raju, Rs. 50.4 billion

India's biggest scams 2, Harshad Mehta, Rs. 40 billion

India's biggest scams 3, Ketan Parekh, Rs. 10 billion

India's biggest scams 4, C R Bhansali, Rs. 12 billion

India's biggest scams 5, Cobbler scam

India's biggest scams 6, IPO Scam

India's biggest scams 7, Dinesh Dalmia, Rs. 5.95 billion

India's biggest scams 8, Abdul Karim Telgi, Rs. 1.71 billion

India's biggest scams 9, Virendra Rastogi, Rs. 430 million

India's biggest scams 10, The UTI Scam, Rs. 320 million

India's biggest scams 11, Uday Goyal, Rs. 2.1 billion

India's biggest scams 12, Sanjay Agarwal, Rs. 6 billion

India's biggest scams 13, Dinesh Singhania, Rs. 1.2 billion









1, Jeep Purchase (1948) :- Free India's corruption graph begins. V. K. Krishna Menon, then the Indian high commissioner to Britain, bypassed protocol to sign a deal worth Rs 80 lakh with a foreign firm for the purchase of army jeeps. The case was closed in 1955 and soon after Menon joined the Nehru cabinet.



2, Cycle Imports (1951) :- S.A. Venkataraman, then the secretary, ministry of commerce and industry, was jailed for accepting a bribe in lieu of granting a cycle import quota to a company.



3, BHU Funds (1956) :- In one of the first instances of corruption in educational institutions, Benaras Hindu University officials were accused of misappropriation of funds worth Rs 50 lakh.



4, MUNDHRA SCANDAL (1957):- It was the media that first hinted there might be a scam involving the sale of shares to LIC, Feroz Gandhi sources the confidential correspondence between the then Finance Minister T.T. Krishnamachari and his principal finance secretary, and raised a question in Parliament on the sale of 'fraudulent' shares to LIC by a Calcutta-based Marwari businessman named Haridas Mundhra. The then Prime Minister, Jawaharlal Nehru, set up a one-man commission headed by Justice M.C.Chagla to investigate the matter when it becomes evident that there was a prima facie case. Chagla concluded that Mundhra had sold fictitious shares to LIC, thereby defrauding the insurance behemoth to the tune of Rs. 1.25 crore. Mundhra was sentenced to 22 years in prison. The scam also forced the resignation of T.T.Krishnamachari.



6, Teja Loans (1960):- Shipping magnate Jayant Dharma Teja took loans worth Rs 22 crore to establish the Jayanti Shipping Company. In 1960, the authorities discovered that he was actually siphoning off money to his own account, after which Teja fled the country.



7, Kairon Scam (1963):- Pratap Singh Kairon became the first Indian chief minister to be accused of abusing his power for his own benefit and that of his sons and relatives. He quit a year later.



8, Patnaik's Own Goal (1965) :- Orissa Chief Minister Biju Patnaik was forced to resign after it was discovered that he had favoured his privately-held company Kalinga Tubes in awarding a government contract.



9, Maruti Scandal (1974) :- Well before the company was set up, former Prime Minister Indira Gandhi's name came up in the first Maruti scandal, where her son Sanjay Gandhi was favoured with a license to make passenger cars.



10, Solanki Exposé (1992) :- At the World Economic Forum, Madhavsinh Solanki, then the external affairs minister, slipped a letter to his Swiss counterpart asking their government to stop the probe into the Bofors kickbacks. Solanki resigned when India Today broke the story.



11, Kuo Oil Deal (1976):- The Indian Oil Corporation signed an Rs 2.2-crore oil contract with a non-existent firm in Hong Kong and a kickback was given. The petroleum and chemicals minister was directed to make the purchase.



12, Antulay Trust (1981) :- With the exposure of this scandal concerning A.R. Antulay, then the chief minister of Maharashtra, The Indian Express was reborn. Antulay had garnered Rs 30 crore from businesses dependent on state resources like cement and kept the money in a private trust.



13, HDW Commissions (1987) :- HDW, the German submarine maker, was blacklisted after allegations that commissions worth Rs 20 crore had been paid. In 2005, the case was finally closed, in HDW's favour.



14, Bofors Pay-Off (1987) :- A Swedish firm was accused of paying Rs 64 crore to Indian bigwigs, including Rajiv Gandhi, then the prime minister, to secure the purchase of the Bofors gun.



15, St Kitts Forgery (1989) :- An attempt was made to sully V.P. Singh's Mr Clean image by forging documents to allege that he was a beneficiary of his son Ajeya Singh's account in the First Trust Corp. at St Kitts, with a deposit of $21 million.



16, Airbus Scandal (1990) :- Indian Airlines's (IA) signing of the Rs 2,000-crore deal with Airbus instead of Boeing caused a furore following the crash of an A-320. New planes were grounded, causing IA a weekly loss of Rs 2.5 crore.



17, Securities Scam (1992) :- Harshad Mehta manipulated banks to siphon off money and invested the funds in the stock market, leading to a crash. The loss: Rs 5,000 crore.



18, Indian Bank Rip-off (1992) :- Aided by M. Gopalakrishnan, then the chairman of the Indian Bank, borrowers-mostly small corporates and exporters from the south-were lent a total of over Rs 1,300 crore, which they never paid back.



19, Sugar Import (1994) :- As food minister, Kalpnath Rai presided over the import of sugar at a price higher than that of the market, causing a loss of Rs 650 crore to the exchequer. He resigned following the allegations.



20, MS SHOES SCAM (1994) :- Anyone who war old enough in 1994 to read will remember the advertisements- tens of them intriguingly headlined: 'Who is Pawan Sachdeva?' For the record, it was the peak of the public issued-led advertising boom and the ads were created by the Delhi branch of Rediffusion. Sachdeva, the promoter of MS Shoes, allegedly used company funds to buy shares (of his own company) and rig prices, prior to a public issue. He is alleged to have colluded with officials in the Securities Exchange Board of India (SEBI) and SBI Caps, which lead-managed the issue, to dupe the public into investing in his Rs. 699-crore public-***-rights issue. Sachdeva was later acquitted



21, JMM Bribes (1995) :- Jharkhand Mukti Morcha leader Shailendra Mahato testified that he and three party members received bribes of Rs 30 lakh to bail out the P.V. Narasimha Rao government in the 1993 no-confidence motion.



22, In a Pickle (1996) :- Pickle baron Lakhubhai Pathak raised a stink when he accused former Prime Minister P.V. Narasimha Rao and godman Chandraswami of accepting a bribe of Rs 10 lakh from him for securing a paper pulp contract.



23, Telecom Scam (1996) :- Former minister of state for communication Sukh Ram was accused of causing a loss of Rs 1.6 crore to the exchequer by favouring a Hyderabad- based private firm in the purchase of telecom equipment. He, along with two others, was convicted in 2002.



24, Fodder Scam (1996) :- The accountant general's concerns about the withdrawal of excess funds by Bihar's animal husbandry department unveiled a Rs 950-crore scam involving Lalu Prasad Yadav, then the state chief minister. He resigned a year later.



25, Urea Deal (1996) :- C.S. Ramakrishnan, MD, National Fertiliser, and a group of businessmen close to the P.V. Narasimha Rao regime fleeced the government and took Rs 133 crore from the import of two lakh tonne of urea, which was never delivered.



26, Hawala Diaries (1996) :- The scandal surfaced following CBI raids on hawala operators in Delhi in 1991. But it was S.K. Jain's diaries that had heads rolling.



27, CRB SCAM (1997) :- Another scam forged by greed and discovered through accident. Chain Roop Bhansali, a smart-talking entrepreneur, created a pyramid financial empire based on high-cost financing. At its peak, his Rs. 1,000-crore financial conglomerate had in its ranks a mutual fund, a financial services company into fixed deposits, and a merchant bank. That Bhansali knew how to work the system became evident when he also managed to secure a provisional banking license. Then his luck ran out. An executive in the State Bank of India Inadvertently discovered that some interest warrants issued by Bhansali were not backed by cash. The bubble finally burst in May 1997, but by that time investors had lost over Rs. 1,000 crore. This was among the first retail scams in India and it was played out, in smaller avatars, across the country-especially in the South where financial services companies promised returns in excess of 20 per cent and decamped with the principal. Bhansali was arrested for a few weeks and released later on bail.



28, MEHTA'S SECOND COMING (1998) :- The Big Bull returned to the bourses. This time, he allegedly colluded with the promoters of BPL, Videocon International, and Sterile Industries to rig the share prices of these companies. The inevitable collapse happened sooner than planned, Harshad Mehta orchestrated a cover-up operation that included a high=jinks effort by officials of Bombay Stock Exchange to (illegally ) open the trading system in the middle of the night to set things right, but the damage had been done. SEBI finally passed its ruling on the scam in 2001, banning the three companies concerned from tapping the market-BPL, for two years. Mehta was debarred for life form dealing in Securities Appellate Tribunal (SAT) in October 2001



29, VANISHING COMPANIES SCAM (1998) :- A passing remark heard by then Finance Minister Palaniappan Chidambaram resulted in a furore over what was badly-kept secret on Dalal street. Chidambaram was told that hundreds of companies had disappeared after raising moneys form the public. An informal scrutiny revealed that perhaps over 600 companies were missing. Chidambaram ordered a probe by SEBI. The SEBI probe conducted in May 1998 revealed that while many companies are not traded on the bourses at least 80 companies that had rises Rs.330.78 crore were simply missing. Later that year, the Department of Company Affairs (DCA) was asked to probe and penalize these companies. DCA still investigating. Investigations continue to this day.



30, PLANTATION COMPANIES SCAM (1999) :- It was as innovative a swindle as any effected in the world. Savvy entrepreneurs convinced gullible investors that given the right irrigation and fertilizer inputs, teak, strawberries, and anything else that could be grown, would grow anywhere in the country. The promoters could afford to collect money from investors and not worry about retribution (or returns, for that matter). For, plantation companies fell under the purview of neither SEBI nor Reserve Bank of India. Indeed, they didn't even come under the scope of the Department decided to change things in 1999, enough investors had been gulled: 653 companies, between them, had raised Rs. 2,563 crore from investors. To date, not many investors have got their principals back, just another affirmation of the old saying about money not growing on trees.



31, Match Fixing (2000) :- Mohammed Azharuddin, till then India's cricket captain, was accused of match-fixing. He and Ajay Sharma were banned from playing, while Ajay Jadeja and Manoj Prabhakar were suspended for five years.



32, KETAN PAREKH SCAM (2001) :- Ketan Parekh's modus operandi wasn't very different from Harshad Mehta's. If Mehta used banker's receipts, then Parekh used pay orders to ramp up the prices of his favourite scrips (the K-10). Apart from money form the banking system Parekh also rerouted money from corporated like HFCL (Rs. 425 crore), and Zee (Rs. 340 crore) to good effect. He was caught when pay-orders issued by Madhavpura Mercantile Cooperative Bank bounced. Although the total amount involved in the scam was just Rs. 137 crore, the impact was far greater.



Apparently, when a bear cartel sensed Parekh was in trouble, it stepped in and leveraged a dip in the NASDAQ to bear down stock prices. The resultant slump in the markets happened soon after Finance Minister Yashwant Sinha presented what he considered his best budget ever. Under pressure from the government, SEBI investigated the scam and heads began to roll. Among them: the entire management team of BSE, including its president Anand Rathi, CSFB, First Global, and, in an indirect connection, P.S.Subramanyam, the Chairman of UTL Evidently, for the 18 months that PSS was Chairman of UTI, the Trust had mirrored the actions of the bull cartel. The result? When the market tanked, so did the NAV of its holy cow, the US-64.



33, Tehelka Sting (2001) :- Tehelka, an online news portal, used spycams to catch army officers and politicians accepting bribes, in their sting operation called Operation Westend. Investigative journalism turned another corner in the country.



34, Stockmarket Scam (2001) :- The mayhem that wiped off over Rs 1,15,000 crore in the markets in March 2001 was masterminded by the Pentafour bull Ketan Parekh. He was arrested in December 2002 and banned from acccessing the capital market for 14 years.



35, Home Trade Scam (2002) :- Under the pretext of gilt trading, Rs 600 crore was swindled from over 25 cooperative banks in Maharashtra and Gujarat by a Navi Mumbai-based brokerage firm Home Trade. Sanjay Agarwal, CEO of the firm, was arrested in May 2002.



36, Stamp Paper Scam (2003) :- The sheer magnitude of the racket was shocking-it caused a loss of Rs 30,000 crore to the exchequer. Disclosures of the mastermind behind it, Abdul Karim Telgi, implicated top police officers and bureaucrats.



37, Oil-for-Food Scandal (2005) :- K. Natwar Singh was unceremoniously dropped from the Cabinet when his name surfaced in the Volcker Report on the Iraq oil-for-food scam.



What India Could Do With Rs 73 Lakh Crore?



Build: 2.4 crore primary healthcare centres. Thats at least 3 for every village, at a cost of Rs 30 lakh each.



Build: 24.1 lakh Kendriya Vidyalayas at a cost of Rs 3.02 crore each, with two sections from Class VI to XII.



Construct: 14.6 crore low-cost houses assuming a cost of Rs 5 lakh a unit.

Set up: 2,703 coal-based power plants of 600 MW each. Each costs Rs 2,700 crore.



Supply: 12 lakh CFL bulbs. Thats enough light for each of Indias 6 lakh villages



Construct: 14.6 lakh km of two-lane highways. Thats a road around Indias perimeter 97 times over.



Clean up: 50 major rivers for the next 121 years, at Rs 1,200 crore a river every year.



Launch: 90 NREGA-style schemes, each worth roughly Rs 81,111 crore.

Announce: 121 more loan waiver schemes. All of them worth Rs 60,000 crore.



Give: Rs 56,000 to every Indian. Even better, give Rs 1.82 lakh to 40 crore Indians living BPL.



Hand out: 60.8 crore Tata Nanos to 60.8 crore people. Or four times as many laptops.



Grow the GDP: The scam money is 27% more than our GDP of Rs 53 lakh crore."



Greed, graft, politics, bribery, dirty money. Just another day in the life of a nation still rated among the most corrupt in the world. Scan the scams that have grabbed headlines, destroyed reputations and left many people poorer.

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:









Guitar, for sale........ Cheap...............no strings attached.



Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:

Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!



On a bulletin board:

Success Is Relative.

The more The Success, The more The Relatives.



When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...

I Gave Up Reading



My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....

He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.



You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:

Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..

Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off



Sign In A Bar:

'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'



Sign In Driving School:

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....



Behind Every Great Man,

There Is A Surprised Woman.



The Reason Men Lie Is Because

Women Ask too Many Questions..



Getting Caught

Is The Mother Of Invention.



Laugh And The World Laughs With You,

Snore And You sleep Alone



The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe

Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.



Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :

We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..



Sign In A Restaurant:

All Drinking WaterIn This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

This is one of THE BEST........ ...enjoy !! (Take in Lighter vein...please)




3 powerful equations,

2 extremely powerful postulates

1 powerful email, containing it all !



Equation 1



Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep



Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy



Therefore,

Human - enjoy = Donkey + work



In other words,

"Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works"

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===



Equation 2



Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep



Therefore,

Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,

Men - earn money = Donkeys



In other words,

"Men that don't earn money = Donkeys"

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====



Equation 3



Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep



Therefore,

Women = Donkeys + spend



Therefore,

Women - spend = Donkeys



In other words,

"Women that don't spend = Donkeys"

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====



To Conclude:



From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.



So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)



And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)



So, we have?



Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money



Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,



Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Pencil: I'm sorry.


Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.

Pencil: I'm sorry because you get hurt because of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time.

Eraser: That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.

This conversation between pencil and the eraser is in effect the relationship between children & their parents.

Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the pencil. They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes. Sometimes along the way, they get hurt and become smaller (older, and eventually pass on). Though their children will eventually find someone new (spouse), but parents are still happy with what they do for their children, and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad.

A Mom comes to visit her son KUMAR for dinner, who lives with a girl roommate SUNITA. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty KUMAR'S roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between KUMAR and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, KUMAR volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, SUNITA and I are just roommates.'


About a week later, SUNITA came to Kumar saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Kumar said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.'

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother:

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate… But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,

Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with SUNITA, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with SUNITA. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow...

Love,

Mom.

Lesson of the day:

Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian…!

Relationship is possible only when Two egos are dropped,
Otherwise Four persons are involved; Two real & Two imaginary..

An eagle's egg was placed in the nest of a chicken. The egg hatched and the little eagle grew up thinking it was a chicken. The eagle did what the chickens did. It scratched in the dirt for seeds. It clucked and cackled. It never flew more than a few feet because that is what the chickens did. One day he saw an eagle flying gracefully and majestically in the open sky. He asked the chickens: "What is that beautiful bird?" The chickens replied, "That is an eagle. He is an outstanding bird, but you cannot fly like him because you are just a chicken." So the eagle never gave it a second thought, believing that to be the truth. He lived the life of a chicken and died a chicken, depriving himself of his heritage because of his lack of vision. What a waste! He was born to win, but was conditioned to lose.




The same thing is true of most people. The unfortunate part of life is as Oliver Wendall Holmes said, "Most people go to their graves, with music still in them." We don't achieve excellence because of our own lack of vision.

To have relations with all, we should keep our nature like a theater screen
It accepts all characters but remains peacefully silent